Apr 07
20 years in the future
- Husband: Hey so my mother is coming into town, and I want to show her a good time. Maybe we should take her to the Olive Garden, do you know where that is?
- Me: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Husband: What?
- Me: Oh my god, I don't know where that came from.
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